New Zealand actor living in New York City



if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 


today at work some guy came up to me and said “excuse me, wheres can i find thematterdaddy” so id say “whats the matter daddy?” and i still cant get over it i cant believe i got daddy dommed at my place of employment i will never escape this will i 


*takes off underwear* *thousands of mangoes fly out* this is better than sex anyway lets be honest


I won’t be impressed by technology until the day I can close the YouTube app but the music continues playing

(Source: meorientai)